Our story begins with The Elf, away from home in a far away land, on a secret mission, where he captures a fellow who is as cold as ice who is suspected of being affiliated with groups who have the ability to bring others to life. The Elf, along with his comrade, Chuck E. are tasked with interrogating this Frosty subject to gather the intelligence they need. Sometimes, interrogations tactics can go beyond the verbal stages.
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As luck would have it, the Elf was out on the town when he himself becomes captured by teammates of the Frosty operative.
After his capture, the Elf is tied up and put on display for all of the town's people to view.
His captors decide to torture him just as he did their Frosty comrade. It looks like another sphincter tightening adventure for the Elf.
Military "interrogation" tactics are used in attempts to get the Elf to talk.
How will the Elf escape this one? Things are "spiraling" downward for him now. A distant relative of Frosty has now gotten his hands on our hero.
Our hero, the Elf, had a few tricks of his own. Keeping Frosty's relative inside long enough, he seemed to have just melted away, giving the advantage to the Elf. The Elf has escaped and managed to return home, only to find that the love of his life has sought comfort in the hooves of another.
After learning of his recent "break-up" with Clarice, the Elf starts spinning out of control.
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The Elf is out of control. Partying and spending money on the seedy side of town.
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The Elf is hooking up with some shady characters and experimenting with new things as he tries to forget about Clarice.
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The Elf will party with anyone, anywhere.
His partying is out of control. He's finding himself in very bad situations. All over his love for Clarice. He needs help!!
Elf has gone through all of the money he had and has now resorted to stealing.
The Elf is on a slippery slope.
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It looks like the Elf's partying days are coming to an end. Turns out his new "party gal" was an informant.
The Elf, through unfortunate circumstances, has become a statistic of society.
The Elf now finds himself caged in the local jail. He blames his sudden misfortune on Clarice leaving him for Rudolph and Barbie being an informant.
With his anger and need for vengeance growing, the Elf, unable to cope with being locked up, escapes from his incarceration.
The Elf, now "on the run", starts thinking of ways to get back at Barbie for turning him in.
Then he has the problem of convincing her that all is forgiven.
Then he has the problem of convincing her that all is forgiven.
The Elf appears to be succeeding in making Barbie feel comfortable and that her actions as an informant are forgiven.
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With an overwhelming desire for satisfaction, the Elf's journey to vengeance on Barbie has begun.
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It appears as though the Elf has complete control. Obviously, Barbie got under his skin...or will he get under hers???
"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"
"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"
The Elf, suffering from brief reactive psychosis, mutters repeatedly Romans 12:19 "Vengeance is mine..." as he calls Ken to lure him in by informing him of Barbie's situation.
Later, the Elf calls his old girlfriend, Clarice and tells him of his plan, faulting her for his downfall and justifying his actions, incorporating the law of Karma and Newton's Third Law. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction". Clarice fears for her safety.
Later, the Elf calls his old girlfriend, Clarice and tells him of his plan, faulting her for his downfall and justifying his actions, incorporating the law of Karma and Newton's Third Law. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction". Clarice fears for her safety.
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The Elf sends an intimidating "s-elfie" to Clarice's Blackberry of a popular scene from "The Shining".
The Elf arrives at Clarice's and convinces her to let him in. Clarice, now in great fear, notifies the Police as the Elf gains entry.
When the Elf hears the sirens of the responding units, he hides within Clarice's house but is quickly surrounded and captured.
With the help of great forensic investigations (yeah, I couldn't resist), the Elf is sent to jail but later found to be incompetent and sent to a State hospital for treatment.
Afterwards, Clarice and Rudolph get back together again until Clarice realizes that she suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. Shortly after her revelation, Rudolph is severely injured in a hunting accident by a local dental student. Rudolph survives but Clarice is able to escape from him during his convalescence.
Later, Clarice seeks out the Elf at the State hospital.
The Elf arrives at Clarice's and convinces her to let him in. Clarice, now in great fear, notifies the Police as the Elf gains entry.
When the Elf hears the sirens of the responding units, he hides within Clarice's house but is quickly surrounded and captured.
With the help of great forensic investigations (yeah, I couldn't resist), the Elf is sent to jail but later found to be incompetent and sent to a State hospital for treatment.
Afterwards, Clarice and Rudolph get back together again until Clarice realizes that she suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. Shortly after her revelation, Rudolph is severely injured in a hunting accident by a local dental student. Rudolph survives but Clarice is able to escape from him during his convalescence.
Later, Clarice seeks out the Elf at the State hospital.
Moral:
No one knows the battles that others might be going through and the demons they are fighting. Through unfortunate circumstances, followed by bad decisions, anyone can go from being a productive member of society to a burden on society.
Any of us can only do so much but, help those you can help. Most importantly, be nice to each other.
Merry Christmas to ALL!!!
No one knows the battles that others might be going through and the demons they are fighting. Through unfortunate circumstances, followed by bad decisions, anyone can go from being a productive member of society to a burden on society.
Any of us can only do so much but, help those you can help. Most importantly, be nice to each other.
Merry Christmas to ALL!!!
Disclaimer:
None of the Elf photos were taken by me. None of the characters were harmed with the exception of Frosty, who just melted away and Barbie and Ken who will never go away.
None of the Elf photos were taken by me. None of the characters were harmed with the exception of Frosty, who just melted away and Barbie and Ken who will never go away.
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